Here is conversation between the software engineer husbands and his wife..........................

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

बिहार की राजधानी है पटना
वहा के होटल की है एक घटना
एक बुड्ढा आया साथ में बुद्धिया को भी लाया
होटल में जा कर वेटर को बुलाया
दोनों ने अपना अपना आर्डर मंगवाया
पहले बुड्ढे ने खाया, बुद्धिया ने पंखा हीलाया
फिर बुद्धिया ने खाया, बुड्ढे ने पंखा हीलाया
यह देख वेटर शरमाया, और उसने फ़रमाया
ए लेला मजनू के माइ बाप
तुम दोनों ने खाना एक साथ क्यों नहीं खाया
इस पर बुड्ढे ने फ़रमाया
बेटे तेरा सवाल है नेक
पर क्या करे हमारे दातो का सैट है एक

तीन आदमी, दो अधेड़ और एक युवा, किसी बीयर बार में बीयर पीने गये। जब वह पीने लगे तो एक आदमी बोला - ''लगता है बाहर बारिश हो रही है।'' गरमागरम बहस के बाद तय हुआ कि उम्र में सबसे छोटा छतरी लेने के लिये घर जाये। लड़का गुर्राया - ''मेरे जाने पर तुम मेरी सारी बीयर पी जाओगे।'' उसे इतमीनान दिलाया गया कि नहीं पीयेंगे, उसके हिस्से की ज्यों की त्यों रखी रहेगी। तब कहीं छोटे मियां छतरी लेने चले।
रात गहराने लगी पर छोटे मियां नहीं लौटे। अन्त में एक बोला - ''क्यों न उन हजरत के हिस्से की भी पी ही ली जाये। अब तो वे आने से रहे।''
दूसरा बोला - ''मैं भी यही सोच रहा था। आओ पी लें।''
बार के एक कोने की छोटी सी खिड़की से तेज आवाज आई - ''अगर पीओगे तो मैं छतरी लेने नहीं जाऊंगा।''

Funny SMS 2

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bkhaar ho jaata hai.

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!.

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,Masjid mein adab karta hoon,insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaunisliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon.

Hotho se jo choo liya,Ehsaas Aab tak hai,Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai. ..

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,free SMS ki scheme me.

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum

FUUNY SMS For You

Why gals close der eyes while kissin a guy......"ye ladkiyan bhi na. . . . .ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti"!!!!....

Patient.:- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai uska hath lagte hi main theek ho gaya Doctor-janta hun, chaante ki awaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi....

Subha...Uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo.1. Pooja kiya karo...Taki tum kushi se jee sako.2. Nahaa liya karo.Taki dusre kushi se jee sake...

Abhi to dosti ki hai , waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhayenge dil par pathar rakh kar ek din hum khud tumhein Mental Hospital chod ayenge...

"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge...

Diya hai ..... Uparwale ne mobile to ...... itni to kadar kiya karo, karo na karo call....... Par..... Her roj do char......SMS to kiya karo

Apki zindagi me kabhi koi gam na ho, Apki aankhe kabhi aansuon se nam na ho;Apko mile roz-roz nayi Girl Friend,Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho.

Sitting in the loo, thinking about u, i am pasing this msg to u, so that even u know what i feel 4 u....... frnd, ths life is shit widout U.

GOD-"Tumhe kya chahiye? MAN-"Hay Bhole nath muje Sridevi chahiye"GOD-Beta She wears saries worth Rs.50000/-u cant afford,b hapy I'l gv u Mallika Sherawat.

Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baarAadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar.

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye. Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

PRACTICE AT UR HOME1.Take one grape2.Take it in ur hand3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

Think well,Plan well,Do well, Sleep well,Play well,Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

Devdas ko Babuji ne kaha Ghar chod do,Devdas ko Maane kaha Parroko chod do,Devdas ko Parrone kaha DARU ko chod do,Par tumhe kisne kaha ki SMS karna chod do ??

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaattekutte hamare yaar ho gaye,wo to hamare na ho sake par humkutton ke sardar ho gaye...