FUUNY SMS For You

Why gals close der eyes while kissin a guy......"ye ladkiyan bhi na. . . . .ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti"!!!!....

Patient.:- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai uska hath lagte hi main theek ho gaya Doctor-janta hun, chaante ki awaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi....

Subha...Uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo.1. Pooja kiya karo...Taki tum kushi se jee sako.2. Nahaa liya karo.Taki dusre kushi se jee sake...

Abhi to dosti ki hai , waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhayenge dil par pathar rakh kar ek din hum khud tumhein Mental Hospital chod ayenge...

"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge...

Diya hai ..... Uparwale ne mobile to ...... itni to kadar kiya karo, karo na karo call....... Par..... Her roj do char......SMS to kiya karo

Apki zindagi me kabhi koi gam na ho, Apki aankhe kabhi aansuon se nam na ho;Apko mile roz-roz nayi Girl Friend,Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho.

Sitting in the loo, thinking about u, i am pasing this msg to u, so that even u know what i feel 4 u....... frnd, ths life is shit widout U.

GOD-"Tumhe kya chahiye? MAN-"Hay Bhole nath muje Sridevi chahiye"GOD-Beta She wears saries worth Rs.50000/-u cant afford,b hapy I'l gv u Mallika Sherawat.

Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baarAadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar.

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye. Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

PRACTICE AT UR HOME1.Take one grape2.Take it in ur hand3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

Think well,Plan well,Do well, Sleep well,Play well,Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

Devdas ko Babuji ne kaha Ghar chod do,Devdas ko Maane kaha Parroko chod do,Devdas ko Parrone kaha DARU ko chod do,Par tumhe kisne kaha ki SMS karna chod do ??

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaattekutte hamare yaar ho gaye,wo to hamare na ho sake par humkutton ke sardar ho gaye...